Friday, February 12, 2016

Learn English Laughing Blog

Question
 Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

 Answer
 Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

***********

When I was young I didn't like going to weddings. 

My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"

 My grandmother stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

***********

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.

 He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

 The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

***********

Question
 What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

Answer
 An envelope.

***********

Links to ESL in Canada English Class information

The Step by Step Canada School Registration Process

ESL English Class Information Requests

ESL English Classes in Canada

No comments: